Hear Ye! Hear Ye! A gathering of the undead, ghosts, ghouls, werewolves, vampires, demons and hearty libertarians beckons you to don a mask or perhaps even come disguised as your favorite Founding Father. The assembly will commence Friday November the first in the year Two Thousand Thirteen.
Yea, in the fundraising spirit of the evening this Haunted House will dispel evil progressives and statists. Souls of weary men and women will recount scary tales of regulation and spending beyond means. The resident witch will cast spells on Republicans and Democrats alike. There will even be a witches’ brew for the hardy.
But Beware! No mere mortals will be allowed. Entry will be forbidden to anyone that cannot recite at least one magic chant from the United States Constitution or Bill of Rights. The Graveyard you will walk through upon entering has more room for those who do not heed this warning!
We are especially happy to announce our fabulous speaker for this event, the charismatic, and noteworthy Libertarian, Mr. Judd Weiss. You won’t want to miss this special opportunity to meet Mr. Weiss in person and hear his engaging message. Judd Weiss is a successful entrepreneur and award winning owner of his own Commercial Real Estate Brokerage. Judd also serves as an elected Representative At-Large on the LPCA Executive Committee. He is also known, in Libertarian circles, for his sophisticated, exclusive Bel Air events featuring high profile Libertarian speakers and organizations. His teachings focus on connecting with people, raising awareness, and successfully promoting political ideas of liberty For more information, Judd Weiss writes about business and politics on his blog at: http://hustlebear.com
The witching hours will be between dusk and dawn. Do not dare to arrive before 7:30 PM when darkness falls and vampires are most active. Guests are asked to come prepared to be in festive Halloween spirit. Expect to be scared, thrilled and chilled. There will be snacks, beverages, and mixers. The haunted bar will be stocked with useful items, but please (BYOB) bring your own alcoholic beverage. While this is an adult affair, children will be permitted. The party will take place both inside and outside; be mindful and dress for the weather.
Our Haunted Holiday Fundraiser (we hope to scare the money out of you) will take place at a member’s private residence in Thousand Oaks. We dare all libertarian spirits to appear. R.S.V.P. by email to email@example.com or leave message by phone at 805-642-LPVC and the address will be revealed to you.